9AM: Registration.

10AM: Our Opening Guest Speaker discusses Strategic Invasion Plans, including things to look out for, Time Lords to avoid, and tips on crushing the lesser races

11AM: Biscuits and Coffee

12AM: Continuing on from his opening talk, our Guest Speaker discusses bringing the universe to its knees

1AM: Lunch

A dynamic talk with slides. The Meddling Monk has lectured widely for several centuries, and his wisdom is contained in the following bestsellers "The 7 Habits Of Truly Terrible People", "Who Moved My Sun?", "Feel The Fear And Detonate It Anyway" "The One Million Year Manager", "Ice Men Are From Mars, Karate Is From Venus.